Media and Music

Forged in the fires of Mt. Doom by the Dark Lord, Janet was originally meant to serve as a footstool. Eventually, she got tired of that and wandered off. After chasing numerous squirrels and coloring several pretty pictures, Janet ended up on Beale Street, selling barbequed Meatloaf to tourists. One wayward tourist offered her a corset as payment one evening. Englebert strapped on said corset and made her way to the Evergreen Theatre, where she promptly wandered onstage during a screening of RHPS. She has assumed residence in the theatre ever since.

In her spare time, Janet enjoys discussing the finer points of Kant, modern film theory, unicorns, and puppies.